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A “what not to do”
better sex guide
Anthony Berger
Advanced Learning Systems Inc.
Cover, Illustrations, Layout and design: Cristiano Nogueira
Edited by Ron Jule
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40 Great Sex Tips
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40 Great Sex Tips
How to have
great sex
40 rules to abide by
“Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.” -Woody
Allen
I found it hard to describe how to have sex (since it’s a
subject that can fill the Kama-Sutra and 1000 other
books, so I decided to include these rules some one
emailed me on what not to do during sex. Remember, it
is about pleasing her, not just yourself.
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving
straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like
you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s
worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate
kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some
kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a differ-
ence between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying
to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake.
That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcu-
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pine strapped to your chin, which you rake repeatedly
across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns
her head from side to side, it’s not passion, it’s avoid-
ance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a
housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get
their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a
woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’re trying to
deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sen-
sitive. They can’t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck
them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good.
Pretending they’re a doggie toy isn’t.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing
where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb
like you’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Fo-
cus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation
points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A
woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs:
Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel.
There are vast areas of her body, which you’ve ignored
far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown
Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
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8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dex-
terity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers
and underpants. If you’re going to be that aggressive,
just ask her to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom dis-
posal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very
unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of
the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men,
don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plum-
met back to square one very fast. If you can tell she’s
not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women hate
looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the
waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her
like an elegant present, not a kid’s toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very
sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and
yanking it back and forth is not.
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